rhetoric?

"Duh"

Now, I take politics with a grain of salt. It may be a lucky guess that because I consider myself an "artist", I'm anti-authority or something bohemian like that. But, not so much.
I was driving in my car and listening to talk radio, when mention of Ann Coulter brought up a bitter aftertaste.
Keep in mind that I'm entitled to my opinions, however mean-spirited they might be--I'm pretty sure Ann would despise my "Liberal-baby killin'-anti government ass" (Purely her assumption, you see).

First some quotes from the woman herself:
"There are no good Democrats."
-Christ, who needs poli-sci when this chicks got such well informed one-liners!
Actually, many of Ann's quotes are lacking depth, I guess there's not much room in her brain, what with all the fear and hate.

"I take the Biblical idea. God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees God says, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"
-(From God) "Dear Ann, I took the liberty of adding Mad-Cow Disease and Global Warming to the mix. Don't ever reference me in one of your rants, please. Sincerely, God.

"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed')".

- Um, you scratching your head as well? This bitch is really fried. I'm not even going to touch the second half. But, Ann Coulter's never been nice about..well, anything. I'm guessing (a statement, coming from her that is full of irony) she has some issues between grasping the message of Christianity and removing her giant head from her ass. Gag me with a shovel.


"[Canadians] better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."
-. This is obviously a case of jealousy on Ann's part. Who doesn't love Maple Syrup, "McGosling", Strange Brew and  Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

There are way more inglorious quotes, but for some strange reason, *disdain* I can't be bothered anymore. I'm certainly not saying I hate the woman, but you know, if I had to piss on her to put her out, I'd pray for a bladder infection.

Drive thru, not in.

Okay. My little safe world of no accident driving subtly came to an end today at a Tim Hortons Drive Thru. I've tried to describe the events to many, but they just don't comprehend the situation as it played out.
So, I've drawn up a diagram--not because I'm obsessively accurate--but because I was so flabbergasted at the way this other "Driver" decided to enter the drive thru line.

Crazy, right? This particular drive-thru has a little more room because of the parallel Wendy's drive thru. But, Seriously dude pulls up beside me as I'm ordering, as if he's going to parallel park, then I look, he's fucking trying to squeeze in to get behind me. Of course there were no other cars, or else he might have caught on that this isn't the particular or sanest method of entrance.
So what happens when he bumps me, and I yell (while still at the order box) "Hey man! What the hell are you doing?" He looks at me--he has two kids in the car-- and does this "Sorry, it's not my fault" hand gesture. Are you for serious? Oh my dear. So I pull off into the parking spaces, waiting for him, but what does he do now that he's haphazardly gone about getting his coffee and tea's? Drives away.
Suck it, big boy.

Geggy Tah
Whoever you are (driving in my car)