Drive thru, not in.
Okay. My little safe world of no accident driving subtly came to an end today at a Tim Hortons Drive Thru. I've tried to describe the events to many, but they just don't comprehend the situation as it played out.
So, I've drawn up a diagram--not because I'm obsessively accurate--but because I was so flabbergasted at the way this other "Driver" decided to enter the drive thru line.
Crazy, right? This particular drive-thru has a little more room because of the parallel Wendy's drive thru. But, Seriously dude pulls up beside me as I'm ordering, as if he's going to parallel park, then I look, he's fucking trying to squeeze in to get behind me. Of course there were no other cars, or else he might have caught on that this isn't the particular or sanest method of entrance.
So what happens when he bumps me, and I yell (while still at the order box) "Hey man! What the hell are you doing?" He looks at me--he has two kids in the car-- and does this "Sorry, it's not my fault" hand gesture. Are you for serious? Oh my dear. So I pull off into the parking spaces, waiting for him, but what does he do now that he's haphazardly gone about getting his coffee and tea's? Drives away.
Suck it, big boy.
Geggy Tah
Whoever you are (driving in my car)
So, I've drawn up a diagram--not because I'm obsessively accurate--but because I was so flabbergasted at the way this other "Driver" decided to enter the drive thru line.
Crazy, right? This particular drive-thru has a little more room because of the parallel Wendy's drive thru. But, Seriously dude pulls up beside me as I'm ordering, as if he's going to parallel park, then I look, he's fucking trying to squeeze in to get behind me. Of course there were no other cars, or else he might have caught on that this isn't the particular or sanest method of entrance.So what happens when he bumps me, and I yell (while still at the order box) "Hey man! What the hell are you doing?" He looks at me--he has two kids in the car-- and does this "Sorry, it's not my fault" hand gesture. Are you for serious? Oh my dear. So I pull off into the parking spaces, waiting for him, but what does he do now that he's haphazardly gone about getting his coffee and tea's? Drives away.
Suck it, big boy.
Geggy Tah
Whoever you are (driving in my car)


1 Comments:
I’ve had some bad luck and near misses with other drivers recently as well. It seems once the cold and snow arrives, people seem to lose their common sense…at least that’s the theory I’m kicking around right now. Hope the damage was minimal.
What exactly is the "Sorry, it's not my fault" hand gesture? Is it the same as the “Sorry, I have no idea what I’m doing” motion?
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